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Sometimes it takes me awhile to come around to the things everyone else is doing. I think I "get" Tumblr now, so I'm'a give this thing a try.

Also, don't be offended if I don't follow you - I have a million Tumblrs in my RSS reader already, so double-following just doesn't make sense. I assure you, though - if I know you, I'm probably following you.
~ Wednesday, July 23 ~
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thesassformers:

your hand is a fucking BATTLEAXE

thesassformers:

your hand is a fucking BATTLEAXE


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patshatner:

Lifehack:

For a smoother spread, warm your butter knife in the toaster along with your bread!


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wheelr:

[Gun noises]

Chris Pratt is the boyfriend the world needs right now.

(Source: starlorrd)


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scottziolkovscomics:

In honor of Batman Day, here’s Prince dressed as Elsa from Frozen making it snow on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

The Frozen Prince vs. The Fresh Prince

scottziolkovscomics:

In honor of Batman Day, here’s Prince dressed as Elsa from Frozen making it snow on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

The Frozen Prince vs. The Fresh Prince


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~ Tuesday, July 22 ~
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kwmurphy:

Please consider our latest offering, THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY, as it may be the stupidest teen horror film I have ever seen, and that’s a considerable statement. This may well be the slasher-pic equivalent of “The Room.” 

A madman terrorizes a slumber party. Maybe two. He (or they) do it slowly, haltingly, ineptly. Lines are flubbed, shots lose focus, marks are missed, no matter, the camera bravely marches on.  And it ends as pointlessly as it begins.

So it all adds up to great viewing for a summer night, under the stars, in the cabin, Hell, even on the phone.  See it with someone you love, because anyone else might hit you.

I would recommend this and the similarly themed, similarly inept Terror at Tenkiller as a really solid Rifftrax double feature. They are among the best riffs these guys have done.


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dominodominates said: So if Mouth Silence takes place pre-All Star, what about California Gurls? And Chop Suey? And What Does the Fox Say? Didn't those come out after May 4, 1999?

neilcicierega:

Mouth Silence takes place on May the 3rd, 1999, in a universe in which All Star does not exist.

There is a neighboring universe in which only All Star exists.

Music is able to fluidly cross time barriers.

The more powerful the music, the greater its ability to traverse time.

The power of All Star is so great that it destroyed all other music in its universe.

The power of All Star is so great that on May the 4th of 1999, it authors itself into the Non-Star universe.

Mouth Sounds takes place on that date.

Only Rob Thomas and his friend Carlos Santana know the truth.

…this just takes things to a whole new level.


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sarcasticvoyage:

The Onion’s new sister publication, Clickhole, did a recent article entitled “7 Ways They Could Totally Screw Up the New ‘Star Wars’ Movies.” As befits their mission statement of ridiculing those horrible clickbait sites, the list was total nonsense.
Number 7, however, happens to be the exact premise for a recent Sarcastic Voyage sketch. Coincidence? Yeah, probably. 
Update: almost immediately after I posted this to Twitter, I was personally contacted by the writer of this piece. He seemed legitimately concerned that I thought they were ripping me off. I never actually thought that, but the fact that this guy took the time to reach out and tell me that made me smile. It was a classy move, and also a reminder that I’m not the only one who lives in perpetual fear of inadvertently swiping someone else’s jokes.

sarcasticvoyage:

The Onion’s new sister publication, Clickhole, did a recent article entitled “7 Ways They Could Totally Screw Up the New ‘Star Wars’ Movies.” As befits their mission statement of ridiculing those horrible clickbait sites, the list was total nonsense.

Number 7, however, happens to be the exact premise for a recent Sarcastic Voyage sketch. Coincidence? Yeah, probably. 

Update: almost immediately after I posted this to Twitter, I was personally contacted by the writer of this piece. He seemed legitimately concerned that I thought they were ripping me off. I never actually thought that, but the fact that this guy took the time to reach out and tell me that made me smile. It was a classy move, and also a reminder that I’m not the only one who lives in perpetual fear of inadvertently swiping someone else’s jokes.


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blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

I can’t say that I entirely miss answering Yahoo Answers questions on our podcast, but occasionally I do a little bit.

blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

I can’t say that I entirely miss answering Yahoo Answers questions on our podcast, but occasionally I do a little bit.

(Source: fagflow)


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~ Monday, July 21 ~
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giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.


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